Friday, October 14, 2016

Brain implant used to restore paralyzed man’s sense of touch

Brain implant used to restore paralyzed man’s sense of touch

in a story in extreme tech published today,  some details  of the  proof of concept  using   direct  brain implants to  control a robotic arm  are given. In the past  myo electric  impulses  from  surface electrodes  were  used to  control  prosthesisi but the  sensory feedback was always the  problem.Now that  a start is nm made to  close the  feed back loop we  may find  more  life like  artificial  upper extremities  soon ( hopefully)

Thursday, October 13, 2016

IVF for the poor, is it possible? My answer is yes!


Please  go look at this site and contribute  whatever you can
https://www.gofundme.com/2qxfkr3h

 IVF for the poor, is it possible? My answer is yes! 

Provided we start thinking out of the box.
Stop slavishly following the High-tech guidelines and regulations set in place by the wealthy sections of the society.
Stop falling in to the trap of marketing gimmicks of pharmaceutical, culture media and instrument industries.
 in a modification of Parkinson's law  '"work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion" " Use and  indications  for  an ultra-sophisticated  costly technology  expand  based on the  availability of the  equipment  and  personnel"  see the number of articles  published  on  the  real  indications  for ICSI and   what really is being  done.

Understand that you get what you can pay for

Like a Motel 6 room for $40 a night VS "Mandarin Oriental" for $1500 night
Both of them give you a place to sleep.

Even the top journal Human reproduction has a stepwise  price plan 
for open access 
"Charges for CC-BY-NC: • Regular charge: £1875/ $3000 / €2438 • Reduced Rate Developing country charge*: £938/ $1500 / €1219 • Free Developing country charge *: £0 /$0 / €0"

There is an Indian Telugu proverb

ఆకలి రుచి ఎరుగదు ,నిద్ర సుఖమెరుగదు  

Which roughly translates to hunger doesn't know taste and sleep doesn't know comfort.
A Syrian refugee or a Congolese farmer will not ask which chef prepared the food, he will grab, eat and sleep where ever, as long as his hunger is satisfied and where he is safe.
 Same is true of a poor rural Indian house wife, she is not worried about ESHRE guidelines.  All she cares is  she is able to have a child so that her in-laws  do not  burn her  alive  or ask for  divorce so that they can  have  him  married  again ( even if the problem is male infertility)

Let us take “Hair transplantation” as a template to emulate
A dermatologist evaluates a person with alopecia.
After a few preliminary tests patient is scheduled for a transplant.
Under local anesthesia many a time in the office a strip of occipital scalp is cut out (harvested, in medical jargon) this is transferred to the "LAB" where a few technicians using a microscope dissect individual or groups of hair follicles (plugs).While this is going on using a template multiple small incisions are made on the bald area of the scalp.
Once the plugs are ready under the supervision of the dermatologist the technicians insert them in to the patient’s scalp.
Tell me in all of these steps which part really needs a five year medical school and a three year dermatology residency? 

It is only because of the dogma and aura of  high technology needed for this  medical procedure and the  word " transplant " which equates this to a renal or heart transplant  that  general public is willing to pay exorbitant  prices.


If this was taught to a high school graduate in India 4 of them can easily start a hair restoration clinic where they can employ the services of an MBBS doctor for initial evaluation and general supervision and offer the same service for probably a 10th of the cost now being charged.


Similarly for low cost IVF we have a team of 
1)    Basic MBBS doctor ( DGO,M.D.Gyne); for initial evaluation 
Who will decide what ovulation protocol to use.
2)    A CNA /LVN or RN will monitor the self-administration of stimulant drugs and injections.
3)    A high School graduate who undergoes 6 months to1 year training in ultrasound imaging of the pelvis, ova retrieval and embryo transfer let us call them OT/ET techs.
4)    Level 1 embryologist who maintains a simple lab consisting of a microscope , stereo microscope regular incubator and  tubes for ova retrieval and Belgian culture

We use a simple one step medium and the Belgian technique for IVF in a tube with co2 produced using sodabicarb (cooking soda) and citric/acetic acid (lime juice or vinegar)

 I am not saying “let us demolish” The Oriental Mandarin Hotel”
I am advocating opening more Motel 6 like IVF establishments.






Wednesday, October 12, 2016

Data socialism

My wife recently accused me of being a fascist because I refused to watch a chick lit movie with her. In return, I called her a liberal.

Optimization is endless quibbling because the differences are so small. Optimization like is a train which departs on a lengthy journey but never leaves the platform. Optimization makes careers. Optimization leads to lots of publications. Lots. There is an infinite number of ethers and space-times to prove and disprove in healthcare sciences.

Science is a provisional assumption. Facts are supposed to change. Changing facts doesn’t mean that science is broken. It means that science is happening.

If we do not recognize the self-interest of researchers, data socialism, like other forms of socialism, is condemned to failure. This is what I think Longo and Drazen are warning us in their editorial.

Speech recognition bloopers

 “right internal jugular coitus” when the radiologist said “right internal jugular cordis,”
"penis becoming worse" " Pain is worsening"
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11 Radiology Speech Recognition Bloopers

11 Radiology Speech Recognition Bloopers

November 20, 2015 | Voice Recognition, PACS and Informatics
By Liza Haar

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Radiologists don’t need a reminder that there are a lot of things wrong with radiology reports.

Curtis Langlotz, MD, PhD, professor of radiology and medicine at Stanford University Medical Center wrote a book, released earlier this month, on how to improve the radiology report.

The Radiology Report: A Guide to Thoughtful Communication for Radiologists and Other Medical Professionals touches on many of the challenges radiology reports present, including the general disagreement of what actually constitutes a good radiology report. The book offers helpful, actionable advice on creating radiology reports.

But it also mentions one of the greatest frustrations of the radiology report: technology. Here, we’ve assembled 11 speech recognition bloopers Langlotz describes in his book. Because if we don’t laugh, we’ll cry.

Share some of your favorites in the comments section below.

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Referring physicians wrote in requisition:

trauma in the frontal and occidental area

percentile sestamibi stress test

replyFernando @ Thu, 2015-11-26 21:02
Referring physicians wrote in requisition:

trauma in the frontal and occidental area

percentile sestamibi stress test

replyFernando @ Thu, 2015-11-26 21:02
The patient was prepped and raped. (draped)

replyWilliam @ Thu, 2015-11-26 11:48
"History of expensive abdominal surgery" (extensive)

replyWilliam @ Thu, 2015-11-26 11:45
"There is an anesthesia fight at the patella" (enthesophyte)
"The patient is a vaginal baseball player" (professional)
"There is moderate penis synovitis" (tenosynovitis)

replyWilliam @ Thu, 2015-11-26 11:44
"The patient was notified and sexually scheduled..." (for a needle biopsy of the breast), should have been "subsequently scheduled".
This happened more than once for one of our male radiologists.

replyLoren @ Tue, 2015-11-24 17:04
Feeding tube placement by GI radiology

became:

Feeding tube placement by Genital etiology

replyVAL @ Tue, 2015-11-24 15:27
There are benign consultations in the right breast.- There are benign calcifications in the right breast

replyChad @ Mon, 2015-11-23 13:01
Long-stemmed pilot for long-stemmed polyp

replyJOHN @ Mon, 2015-11-23 00:30
stereo tape deck biopsy - stereotactic biopsy

tidy epididymal cysts tiny epididymal cysts

pastille aorta pulsatile aorta

fuschia FOOSH

hempoptamus haemoptysis

the jip joints the hip joints

replyMilan @ Sun, 2015-11-22 22:22
"Results were called to Anna, the large nurse on the ward" (Should have been "charge " nurse. Lot of apologizing.)

replyVictor @ Sun, 2015-11-22 17:38
No bleed, no shit.

replyJawaad @ Sun, 2015-11-22 16:26
GI bleeding / GI breeding

replyNeil A. @ Sun, 2015-11-22 12:59
Vaginal cuff is normal/ vaginal cock is normal

replyRichard @ Sun, 2015-11-22 08:20
Instead of normal cxr- I can't take this job anymore and want to cry

replyJAMES @ Sun, 2015-11-22 07:50
"intubated using nasal boogie"

replyJulie @ Sun, 2015-11-22 01:54
Abhorrent subclavian artery

replyAlan @ Sat, 2015-11-21 23:00
The endotracheal tube is 3.2cm above the vagina.

replyTim @ Sat, 2015-11-21 19:29
"Old factory grove" for olfactory groove - my favorite

replyBarbara @ Sat, 2015-11-21 19:03
"OSF St. Mary's Hospital" became "Oh pass gas St. Mary's Hospital"

replyCraig @ Sat, 2015-11-21 18:27
Chondral petite for chondropathy

replySandro @ Sat, 2015-11-21 16:54
Normal variation / normal hairy agent

Hypoechoic mass / post-coital mass

replyJeffrey @ Sat, 2015-11-21 16:06
Pleural plants...actually that one was typed by a not so expert sec!

replyanne @ Sat, 2015-11-21 14:52
Erotic dissection for Carotid dissection

replyStacy @ Sat, 2015-11-21 14:12
but products in the pleural space (not blood products)

replySCOTT @ Sat, 2015-11-21 14:10
Screaming mammogram.

replyJACK @ Sat, 2015-11-21 13:58
Dr. Make me come (McMeekin ). By coincidence this was the spouse of the dictating radiologist.

replyROBERT @ Sat, 2015-11-21 13:39
specimen sent for psychology (instead of histology)

replyCorinna @ Sat, 2015-11-21 12:17
I have stopped using it soon after I discovered it's ridiculous mistakes and dangerous drawbacks.

replyAbduladeem @ Sat, 2015-11-21 12:04
In the report of an obstetrical ultrasound, the fetus is reported to have a "phallic index of 71". Imagine the proud father...

replyMICHAEL @ Sat, 2015-11-21 11:53
"Bullous emphysema in the chest" became "a bolus of semen in the chest".

replyCRAIG @ Sat, 2015-11-21 11:50
"Tear of the annulus fibrosis" became "Fear of hepatic sclerosis"
"contrast in the thecal sac" became "Interesting fecal sac".

replyH @ Sat, 2015-11-21 11:36
This one from the days when we had human transcriptionists: instead of "reflex sympathetic dystrophy," "reflux and pathetic dystrophy."

replyMichael @ Sat, 2015-11-21 11:24
Instead of "administration of oral contrast", the report read "menstruation of oral contrast. "

replyMichael @ Sat, 2015-11-21 11:20
Instead of "an embolic process should be considered", "an embalming process should be considered"

replyNorman @ Sat, 2015-11-21 11:03
lumbar spine -number spine.

replyMichael @ Sat, 2015-11-21 11:02
Bilateral mammary implants = bilateral memory implants

(I could actually use the extra memory)

replyNeil @ Sat, 2015-11-21 11:00
sclerotic changes in the facet joints- sclerotic changes in the adnexal joints.

replyMichael @ Sat, 2015-11-21 10:59
"History and indication: Hit in the face by a rectum wall." Should have been "wrecking ball"

replySCOTT @ Sat, 2015-11-21 10:59
Appendix is visualized- a penny is visualized.

replyMichael @ Sat, 2015-11-21 10:58
My favorite is clitoromegaly for cardiomegaly.

replyRobert @ Sat, 2015-11-21 10:37
Aortic insufficiency = erotic insufficiency

Irwin

replyIrwin @ Sat, 2015-11-21 10:26
"A large pannus is noted overlying the pelvis"

The patient was female. Use your imagination.

"Pannus" didn't transcribe correctly!

I'm beginning to think our voice dictation system was programmed by a dirty old man!

replyThomas @ Sat, 2015-11-21 10:25
"The patient was prepped and draped in the usual sterile fashion"

The "d" was dropped from " draped"!!!!

(Lucky I wasn't hauled away to jail!)

replyThomas @ Sat, 2015-11-21 10:22
Pectus excavatum = pectus extra bottom

replyAndrew @ Sat, 2015-11-21 10:17
Pectus excavatum = pectus extra bottom

replyAndrew @ Sat, 2015-11-21 10:17
Clitoromegaly should have been cardiomegaly.

replyFredrich @ Sat, 2015-11-21 10:13
Microcalcific Asians = microcalcifations

replyreed @ Sat, 2015-11-21 10:05
longitudinal tear of the penis brevis (peroneus brevis)

replyjohan @ Sat, 2015-11-21 10:04
"There is no hydrocephalus" = "The patient has syphilis"

Liposarcoma/Light bulb sarcoma

 Balled fungus in the stomach. /Bald fundus


the following are from 
https://www.2ascribe.com/articles/transcriptionist-tips/transcription-snafus-humour-transcribed



/ VRTranscribed as…Should have been…
HHe was given a free tenement here…He was given a Fleets enema here…
HPatient was told to continue his Bactrim and Catholics… Bactrim and Keflex
HOn my arrival to the ICU, I found the patient to be an extremist… I found the patient to be in extremis
HCancer of the breath… breast
HThe patient is to take her medication with her foot.… food
HPaint and frame valleyPatent foramen ovale
IMPRESSION: Outsiders dementia.IMPRESSION:  Alzheimer’s dementia
ALLERGIES: She notes that Coding causes hives.ALLERGIES: She notes that codeine causes hives.
VRsixty-five rosescystic fibrosis
The patient was a fat boy… was afebrile
VRThe patient expresses hope. He is future oriented. He is thinking about his job and his co-workers and his “spry lady.”… and his sobriety.
The patient is still on __love often___ to maintain blood pressureLevophed
VRThe patient underwent Pack-N-Play removal.The patient had packing removal.
Bill sounds awful.Bowel sounds audible
HShe has had no previous episodes since this.Actually what the tired physician dictated.
HThe patient has a respiratory infection, and he was given a six-pack.… given a Z-PACK
supple frazzleomeprazole
HShe is also increasing the brain in her dietNo-brainer – bran
HTuesday, parasites, and Saturdays
Happy Larry carcinomapapillary carcinoma
drooling standdrug-eluting stent
syrupy unclecerebral peduncle
History of hospitalization due to old woman status secondary to urinary tract infection.…. ?
PLAN: For All-Bran earlier better air. Chest rolls.
HUltrasound more fees signMurphy’s sign
VRTrial of “praises ascend!”Trial of prazosin
VRPatient was receiving chemotherapy with five a few infusions…Patient was receiving chemotherapy with 5 fluorouracil (commonly known as 5-FU)
HFollow the eyes and noseCHF patient, “follow the I/O’s” (for fluids in and out)
The patient is to keep me posted about the post-orgasmic pain and whether it responds to treatment with the Lord.We don’t really know what was said… 
SPARQ conference was held with the patient via a nipple lesion interpreter.…via a Nepalese interpreter!
Has cafeterias of fall colitis.Has scattered areas of folliculitis.
HThe patient attempted to commit suicide by bride jumping… bridge jumping
B12 1 cc i am given.B12 1 cc IM given
VRHe has erectile dysfunction. See Alice has not been working for him.Cialis
VRShe had a baby on a big glass of orange juice.… a bagel and a big glass of orange juice
VRFamily history is positive for an ass.… positive for MS.
VRThe patient will be set up for blood pressure recheck.  Dr Y snores.The patient will be set up for blood pressure recheck by Dr. Y’s nurse
An email of chronic disease.Anemia of chronic disease.
HThe patients neuropathy was due to perennial plastic  syndrome… due to paraneoplastic syndrome


http://www.technologizer.com/2010/08/22/worst-google-voice-transcription-errors/

i like this  rejoinder from a Medical transcriptionist  a job category   going the DODO way
Apparently he snot a wear of the impotence of proofreading. 

"He should have followed these two Pisces of advice: One: There is no prostitute for careful editing. And three: When it comes to proofreading, the red penis your friend." From Taylor Mali's poem called, The Impotence of Proofreading.

Nothing gives me more pleasure than seeing mirthless optimizers taken down the garden path.

Calls for retraction have become yet another avenue of redress for an affluent society, which has exhausted the legal system, and which increasingly yearns for perfection, is intolerant of uncertainty and can’t handle variation. Americans might introspect this November how they became more hyper regulated than the French, indeed more hyper regulated than Stalin or Mao thought it might have been possible to be hyper regulated.

. Knowledge grows by error, not perfection. Perfection merely picks out the lowest-lying fruit which everyone can agree about. Makary’s study received several online comments on the BMJ website. Voices were heard, which would not have been heard but for this paper. Were I the editor of the BMJ I’d open a bottle of champagne and celebrate a job well done.

I was pretty left-wing.

Some contend that kids do medicine because of the job security and pay. To be honest, at 17, I thought I was immortal and couldn’t have cared less about security. As for money, well I was pretty left-wing.

Understanding what truly motivates someone to choose medicine, and whether that choice is motivated by noble inclinations or not is a forlorn endeavor. As soon as “I want to help people” becomes objectified as just another criterion for medical school admissions, as it has been, it will be gamed.

The best I can garner about why I became a doctor is that it seemed like a good idea at the time

DITTO,DITTO
WHY Medicne by Saurab Jah
http://thehealthcareblog.com/blog/2016/05/18/why-medicine/

Should all presidential candidates undergo a physical and drug testing?

 We do not allow a young man to play football,a pilot to fly an airplane or a truck driver to drive on the highway without comprehensive medical exam and  clearance.
Why do we  allow candidates to run for the  presidency without a  medical exam ?
"Perhaps presidential candidates will have to be approved by the FDA – after all presidents can be a safety issue for the public, just like a new drug or device."
I personally think there should be   a comprehensive  written  and  multiple choice exam, complete psych evaluation and  STD testing;-)


"voting for a president is a primal instinct, and will remain so for the foreseeable future. What I can’t abide is the pretense of objectivity, which is, not just bullshit, it is Bullshit Squared.
"
"It is a clownish effort befitting a clownish election."

In medicine, level of proof is a sliding scale which you can arbitrarily choose depending on what you wish disproven

In medicine, level of proof is a sliding scale which you can arbitrarily choose, depending on what you wish disprove
Observational studies are no proof unless they prove what you want proven. RCTs are proof unless they disprove what you don’t want disproven.n

The PLCO trial compared PSA testing with PSA testing and found, unsurprisingly, that the group which received PSA testing didn’t live longer than the group which received PSA testing. 

In medicine, level of proof is a sliding scale which you can arbitrarily choose depending on what you wish disproven

In medicine, level of proof is a sliding scale which you can arbitrarily choose, depending on what you wish disprove
Observational studies are no proof unless they prove what you want proven. RCTs are proof unless they disprove what you don’t want disproven.n

The PLCO trial compared PSA testing with PSA testing and found, unsurprisingly, that the group which received PSA testing didn’t live longer than the group which received PSA testing.