BABEL FISH :
The Babel fish is small, yellow and leech-like, and probably the oddest thing in the Universe. It feeds on brainwave energy recieved not from its own carrier but from those around it, It absorbs all unconscious mental frequencies from this brainwave energy to nourish itself with. the practical upshot of this is that if you stick a Babel fish in your ear you can instantly understand anything said to you in any language.
Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anhthing so mind-bogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see as a final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God. The argument goes like this : "I refuse to prove that I exist", says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But", says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? it could not have evolved by chance. it proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear", says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
"Oh that was easy" says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.
Meanwhile, the poor Babel fish, by effectively removing all barriers to communication between different races and cultures, has caused more and bloodier wars than anything else in the history of creation.
Dr.Hariharan Ramamurthy.M.D. pl check www.indiabetes.net Big Spring,TX ,79720 ALL THING INTERESTING
Tuesday, June 01, 2010
GOOGLE BABEL FISH
In the year 2008. I had posted the following blog.
Today, when I was working on the Google translator page.
I found that if you put a simple sentence in English and translates it into once Hindi.
the translation comes with an icon and when you press on it, you can hear it being sad in in the translator language.
now we can not only translate some simple sentences from English to many languages. Using global translate.
but actually say them in the language.
The table below gives availability details some surprises are.
None of the major islamic languages arabic/urdu/Persian are available ( I would have thought U S defense department would be ready with multimillion dollar contracts ;-)
Korean Japanese and Hebrew are notably absent ( probably patent rights for theses language TTS may be a problem for Google )
“Thursday, February 14, 2008
universal translator
I hope the NIIIT will start working on a good MT
not the laughable MT from telugu to english they have now
I saw this blog post which is interesting
http://blogoscoped.com/archive/2005-05-22-n83.html
The following languages are available now TTS available
Afrikaans All available except the ones marked with X
Albanian
Arabic
Armenian ALPHA
Azerbaijani ALPHA
Basque ALPHA
Belo russian
Catalan
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Estonian
Filipino
Finnish
French
Galician
Georgian ALPHA
German
Greek
Haitian Creole ALPHA
Hebrew
Hindi
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Korean
Latvian
Lithuanian
Macedonian
Malay
Maltese
Norwegian
Persian
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Serbian
SIovak
Slovenian
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu ALPHA
Vietnamese
Welsh
Yiddish
Today, when I was working on the Google translator page.
I found that if you put a simple sentence in English and translates it into once Hindi.
the translation comes with an icon and when you press on it, you can hear it being sad in in the translator language.
now we can not only translate some simple sentences from English to many languages. Using global translate.
but actually say them in the language.
The table below gives availability details some surprises are.
None of the major islamic languages arabic/urdu/Persian are available ( I would have thought U S defense department would be ready with multimillion dollar contracts ;-)
Korean Japanese and Hebrew are notably absent ( probably patent rights for theses language TTS may be a problem for Google )
“Thursday, February 14, 2008
universal translator
I hope the NIIIT will start working on a good MT
not the laughable MT from telugu to english they have now
I saw this blog post which is interesting
http://blogoscoped.com/archive/2005-05-22-n83.html
The following languages are available now TTS available
Afrikaans All available except the ones marked with X
Albanian
Arabic
Armenian ALPHA
Azerbaijani ALPHA
Basque ALPHA
Belo russian
Catalan
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Estonian
Filipino
Finnish
French
Galician
Georgian ALPHA
German
Greek
Haitian Creole ALPHA
Hebrew
Hindi
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Korean
Latvian
Lithuanian
Macedonian
Malay
Maltese
Norwegian
Persian
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Serbian
SIovak
Slovenian
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu ALPHA
Vietnamese
Welsh
Yiddish
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